April 14th, 2005
I’ll Be Watching You
It’s April, and you know what that means, don’t you? I’ll give you a hint: it has to do with how long I’ve been around….
Wait, you didn’t forget? How could you forget something as important as our eight-month anniversary? Eight months ago you had no robertwitchger.com in your life. Isn’t that important to you at all?
I mean, I’ve been planning this and looking forward to it for so long now. Look, I cleaned the place up for you. I put new work in my portfolio section. You didn’t even notice my new promo sections!
Do you not have feelings for me anymore? Is it because I steal your clothes? Or because I break into your house and watch you sleep?
Oh, I forgive you. I just can’t stay mad at you. You see, I love you. I love you as much as a website can possibly love a human being. And I just know that we’re going to be together….
Forever.
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