July 15th, 2008
Mustache Superlatives: No Longer Just an Excellent Name For a Band
Yes the ’staches came out to shine at SarahRice’s “’Stache Bash” last Saturday. It was truly a red-carpet gala event. Here’s the rundown of some of the night’s best ’staches:
1. Best Dressed….
2. Worst Dressed….
3. Sexiest ’Stache Alive….
4. Most Likely to Succeed….
5. Best Supporting Actor….
6. Wax-iest….
7. Hmm…. Orange-est…?
8. Oldest….
9. Muppet-iest….
10. Soul Patch-iest….
11. Long Stray Hair-iest….
12. Furthest from the Bottom of a Nose….
13. Caleb-est….
14. Darkest….
15. Mesh-iest….
16. Mesh-iest, First Runner-Up….
17. Recipient of the Sam Elliott Award for Excellence….
18. Recipient of a Good Citizenship Award….
19. State Trooper-iest….
And for my friends, who I’m sure have been mentally matching ’stache to ’stache-donner, here’s your answer key:
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