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		<title>Trap-Eze</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I do not remember what year TrapperKeeper blew up. It was somewhere between my stint in 2nd grade and my stint in 5th. The remainder of my TrapperKeeper memories, however, are extremely vivid: They came on the scene during the middle of a school session. They began to catch my eye more and more often. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spark</title>
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		<title>Baby Birds</title>
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		<title>My Single Favorite Passage of Prose Ever</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A few years ago I bought a weird little work of non-fiction called Hammer. Nail. Wood. (The Compulsion to Build.) at a yard sale. The back of the book explained that it was about the author’s experiences constructing his own post-and-beam house. I was excited as the strange (and all-too-rare) hybrid of memoir and how-to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rwitch.com/2010/05/my-single-favorite-passage-of-prose-ever/</link>
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		<title>Hanging In There</title>
		<description><![CDATA[April 2010. I will forever remember it as the month when my youthful exubernance waved goodbye. The month it all went downhill. The month I turned 30. I kid. Thursday, April 22nd came and went with scarcely a hint that there was any unusual significance there. Perhaps it’s the fact that I’ve had two solid [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rwitch.com/2010/04/2073/</link>
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		<title>Farmer Bob Comics</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I haven’t posted on rwitch.com of late, probably because I’ve been too engrossed in my new project: Farmer Bob Comics! ’Til I’ve got something interesting to say here, please check out: http://www.farmerbobcomics.com/]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rwitch.com/2010/03/farmer-bob-comics/</link>
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		<title>Consider the Sauce</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Let me just start by saying that fast food is gross. It’s greasy and bad for you. And I never eat it. I wouldn’t dream of setting foot in a McDonald’s or an Arby’s or even a Chick-Fil-A, ever…. I rarely even eat meat. Now that we’ve got that out of the way: I eat [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rwitch.com/2010/02/consider-the-sauce/</link>
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		<title>Under Fire</title>
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		<title>Some Excerpts from My Recent (Strangely Unsuccessful) Stand-Up-Comedy Set</title>
		<description><![CDATA[“How many times has this happened to you?: My wife and I went on a car-trip up to see her family. We take a “new route” of my choosing — you know how us men like to do! I’ll admit, I promptly miss an exit and get us horribly lost! My wife is all ‘You [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.rwitch.com/2009/12/some-excerpts-from-my-recent-and-strangely-unsuccessful-stand-up-comedy-set/</link>
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		<title>The Southern Driver’s Handbook of Rules &amp; Regulations</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Speed limits are posted on all streets and highways. All motorists’ driving speed should be either 25 miles-per-hour over or 30 miles-per-hour under this amount. 2. Driving with an object on your vehicle that might obstruct your vision, in any direction, is highly illegal, unless the vehicle is a four-wheel-drive pick-up, and the object [...]]]></description>
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