December 18th, 2008

A Small Peak at the 24-Hour Laugh-Fest That is Life with Me

Steph (upon viewing the large sign on Capital Blvd. that reads “Castle Erotic Video & News”): “What type of ‘news’ do you suppose there is in the field of erotica?”

Me: “I’m sure there are things for people to keep abreast of.” (Idiotic smile.)

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June 22nd, 2007

For Some Reason This Exchange Struck Me as Really Funny…Redux

Person behind me in line, buying a hotdog (to his friend): When food is “kosher” it’s been blessed, right?

Person behind me in line, buying a hotdog’s friend: Yeah.

(Long pause.)

Person behind me in line, buying a hotdog: So if you’re eating an all-kosher meal, do you have to say grace before you start?

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March 28th, 2007

For Some Reason This Exchange Struck Me as Really Funny

Project Manager: We should probably get some footage of the honey-harvesting that the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences is doing.

Camera Operator: So we’ll have to put on the suits and film the students going into the bee boxes?

Project Manager: Yes.

Camera Operator (sarcastically): Great.

Project Manager: What is it? Are you allergic?

Camera Operator: No. I just…don’t like getting stung by bees.

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